I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
