I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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