got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Mom said you looked used
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
This is my gift to your gina
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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