I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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