I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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