I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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