Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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