Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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