school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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