Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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