it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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