Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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