we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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