Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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