Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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