That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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