so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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