How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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