I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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