Don't you send me to vm
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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