I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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