can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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