the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Come see our sink grown plant.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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