i jhust puked up my retainher.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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