how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
