you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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