Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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