so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize