Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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