The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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