I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he high fived his dick after we had sex
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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