Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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