she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
