On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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