THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
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