YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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