so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
