there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
