You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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