i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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