Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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