You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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