Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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