I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he high fived his dick after we had sex
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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