at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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