the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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