it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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