He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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