Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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