We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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