Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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