32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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