never play flip cup with pint glasses
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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