I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
