Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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