I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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