This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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