i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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