Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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