so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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