C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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