All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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