ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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