Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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